The Batshit Bugle · Satire · Oct 26, 2026
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The Batshit Bugle writes funny fake news every day, sparked by real headlines — including funny financial news and Wall Street humor for anyone who'd rather laugh about the market than cry about it. Nothing here actually happened — but the thing that set us off usually did. Read today's funny news below, catch up on the week, then take the Friday edition by email.
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Fresh funny news lands daily at The Batshit Bugle — Wall Street humor included, from market open to the closing bell. If you'd rather own something ridiculous than read about it, the gift shop is open.