Today's Paper · Oct 8, 2026
Fake climate news for a warming world: heatwaves, hurricanes, net zero and the weather doing too much, reported with a perfectly straight face and no small amount of doom. All stories are fictional.
Party strategists unveil 'New Green Paperclip Deal' after struggling to choose between climate disaster and AI catastrophe as a winning platform
By Staff Writer • Sep 26, 2026 • 💬 210
ClimatePresident Trump condemns "radical decarbonization efforts", claiming trees are "quiet quitting" carbon dioxide for political reasons.
Jul 30, 2026 • 💬 16
