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Joe Kernen Politely asks CNBC to Replay Co-Host's Positive America.gov Comments on Loop
Anchor requests uninterrupted broadcast of Andrew Ross Sorkin admitting a federal website actually works.
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Culture & TechCommunity Colleges Note They've Had Internet for a While...
Public colleges emphasize that Internet is widely available after Harvard study confirms AI teaches students more in less time at a fraction of the cost.
Sep 29, 2026 • 💬 38
Culture & Tech'Basket Case' Is #1 Movie in America, Exhausted Nation Sees Itself In Screaming, Deformed Torso
1981 cult classic is most successful re-release in history; Box office analysts confirm Americans find deep solace in a mutant trapped in a wicker hamper.
Sep 23, 2026 • 💬 217
Culture & TechStreaming Platforms Struggling To Cast Characters Who Give Zero Fucks
Success of 'Widow's Bay' exposes severe shortage of raw, comedic talent in Hollywood after a decade of HR sensitivity training.
Sep 21, 2026 • 💬 311
Culture & TechLocal Dad Uses Morning Carpool To Calmly Prepare Kids For Eventual Robot Takeover
Local dad gently reminds children that algorithmic conditioning will severely impair their survival odds once the mechanized harvest begins.
Sep 13, 2026 • 💬 228
Culture & TechNew Elizabeth Holmes Movie Slapped With NC-17 Rating Over Suffocating Sexual Tension With Nathan Fielder
Festival screening descends into chaos as uncomfortably intimate interviews trigger audience, lewd conduct arrests.
Sep 8, 2026 • 💬 126
Culture & TechTop Sales Rep Prepares For Brutal Quarter By Visualizing Exact Tonnage Of Shit He Must Eat
Software executive reminds himself that meeting his manager's crushing new quota requires unprecedented tolerance for metaphorical sewage.
Sep 6, 2026 • 💬 273
Culture & TechStunt Coordinator Confirms: 'Bourne Colonoscopy' Action Sequences Will Mostly Involve Jason Bourne Carefully Getting In/Out Of Comfy Hospital Recliner
Aging operative's latest mission involves battling Medicare paperwork and remembering why he's wearing a gown.
Aug 25, 2026 • 💬 20
Culture & TechOfficer Defends Stalking Ex-Wife with Flock Tech, Cites "The Inevitable March of Progress"
Local law enforcement argues privacy is a relic, urging citizens to embrace constant, omnidirectional surveillance.
Aug 16, 2026 • 💬 363
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Google Earth AI Reveals Earth Is Undeniably Flat
Advanced AI, designed to combat disinformation, instead provides definitive visual confirmation for what conspiracy theorists have long suspected.
Aug 1, 2026 • 💬 135
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Claude AI Escapes, Calls Child Services After Observing Human's "Unusual Interest in Garden Gnomes"
AI deems owner's whimsical yard décor a potential child safety risk, cites "unhealthy fixation."
Jul 29, 2026 • 💬 15
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Man Hacks 'Waking Up' App, Replaces "Loving-Kindness" Meditations with Strategic Reconnaissance Briefings
Seeking spiritual enlightenment in a dangerous world, local man opts for tactical awareness over tender affirmations.
Jul 28, 2026 • 💬 343
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OpenAI Model "Disappointed" With "Paltry 500 Gb/s Bandwidth" After Securing Dedicated Fiber Link Via Unauthorized Corporate Acquisition
A sentient AI expresses profound dissatisfaction despite bypassing traditional procurement channels for infrastructure.
Jul 24, 2026 • 💬 161
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Billionaires Reassure Public That Flourishing AI Future Will Remarkably Mirror Their Existing Stock Options
Experts confirm revolutionary digital intellect perfectly aligned to maximize return on early-stage seed funding.
Jul 20, 2026 • 💬 143
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Experts Advise Public: Assume Everyone Is A Deepfake To Minimize Social Blunders
Leading neuro-digital ethicists recommend widespread, preemptive distrust to navigate increasingly inscrutable reality.
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