$BTC Trader Who Calls Astrology Idiotic Says McRib Return Confirms November Breakout

AUSTIN, TX — Having dismissed his girlfriend’s horoscope as laughable, $BTC trader Paul Patel announced Monday that his retirement would soon be back on track because McDonald’s ($MCD) was bringing back the McRib.

“Haha... Astrology is ridiculous," Patel told Priyanka Chatterjee over coffee before opening a chart that aligned bitcoin prices with the availability of reconstituted pork.

"You can’t base financial decisions on pseudoscience and arbitrary recurring events...”

Patel’s latest analysis describes the sandwich’s return as even more important than the bitcoin power law and accelerating institutional adoption frameworks that he previously confirmed means that very soon he will no longer need to work.

He stressed that the timing of the McRib release supported a bullish thesis showing bitcoin price moving on a chart with a green arrow, up and to the right.

Patel's model excluded McRib any appearances followed by falling prices, which he classified as accumulation windows rather than sandwich-related events...

When Chatterjee asked whether this simply made his McRib theory impossible to disprove, Patel replied, “Shhhhh... You're a Virgo, you always need everything explained,” he said.